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Monday, August 8, 2011

How to...

How to properly celebrate your running buddy's wedding...

1. Opt out of the Striders group 16 mile training run that is on a Sunday, to run with a smaller group of friends on Saturday morning.

2. Take a 2 hour nap in the afternoon before the party.

3. Drink their booze...
It's Bourbon time, bitches!

4. Eat some of the delicious cupcakes, but stay away from the taco truck... because honestly... going downstairs and outside to the taco truck takes away time that could be spent at the bar...

5. And on the dance floor...
Hey... I only know about 15% of these people... I'll bust a move, no problem...

6. Drink some more.

7. Call a cab and head downtown to a honky tonk!

8. Watch your running buddy climb up on stage with the band and sing his "karaoke song" for the second time of the night.


9. Eventually get kicked out of the bar at closing time and grab a cab...

10. Wake up late on Sunday morning and nurse a wicked hangover all day long. ohmygodI'msooldnow.

Awesome party. Awesome couple. Awesome time. Yay! Congrats!

(and if you need any help getting rid of some of the leftover booze... you know how to get in touch with me).

2 comments:

Stephanie said...

Sounds like tons of fun. I love weddings!

LAPT said...

1) i love your dress. so did your boobs.
2) BOURBON. it's really the best wedding-related (or party-related drink... or just... drink.)
3) I had two beers on my date and by 10 PM I had a headache. WTF.