Bitches Get Trashed

This is my casual Monday outfit. 

Some bitches have to work on President's Day.

Monday I took a 2.5 hour lunch break and met up with two of my best bitches to celebrate Coach Bitch's birthday. 

Um. She might have been making out with the bus.
Or trying to eat the web address.
I can't be sure.

We took the Nash Trash Tour on the Big Pink Bus and while the Bud Heavy didn't hurt, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. It was seriously a really fun time. 

To be honest, I kind of thought it was going to be cheesy, but it was actually hilarious.

The only cheese to be found was the squirtable kind

that they passed around with a sleeve of crackers 

for a "snack."

It was the perfect way to spend a lunch break (again, the beer didn't hurt) and spend time celebrating Coach Bitch's birthday. Happy Birthday, Bitch!

 

Coach Bitch's seat mate for the tour.