Bitches do Leadville Part 1

I'm not even sure where to begin. This trip was set into motion wayyyy back in January, when Southwest was having a mega-sale. We booked our flights, rooms, and rental car and then spent the next 6 months talking about it.

Last Tuesday we all met up at the airport and flew out to Denver.

LET THE MAYHEM FUN BEGIN.

Upon arriving at our rental car facility, things took a quick turn south. We were forced to rent from a FOX discount car FOX rental place FOX because they were literally the only agency FOX that had vehicles available for 6 people and lots of luggage.

Folks, you get what you pay for. When we got into our Ford Expedition, it had cloth seats with stains that can only be described as ejaculatory in appearance. And there was also sand in the back seat cup holders and soda splatters on the windows. One can only imagine what kind of caffeine fueled, sandbox orgy was happening in this vehicle before we climbed in. For one Bitch on the trip, this was just too much to handle and she pulled out her Bitch card and attempted to get us another cleaner vehicle {didn't exist. apparently people who rent discount cars in Denver are filthy and just weird. HOW DID SAND GET IN THE CUP HOLDER IN A CAR IN DENVER??? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE}. We did however get a 20% discount. So.... Thanks Shitty Discount Car Rental Place. FOX FOX FOX.

I'm not going to name names or anything. 

But, I think you can tell who got us the discount.

Thanks, Bitch! 

And sorry you had to sit in the orgy leftovers.

We shook it off and proceeded to Denver to grab some lunch at Highland Tap and Burger. This place was awesome. Great food (best veggie burger I've ever had), great beers, and great service. +1 for Denver!

 The KoB says hello from Denver with his

creepy ass fake smile.  

 That's more like it.

We rolled into Leadville just as an afternoon storm was passing through. We got checked into our hotel rooms and The KoB and I headed out for a quick little jog around town to stretch our legs and get our lungs burning.

 The We Heart Leadville Sign!

I'm serious about the lungs burning. At 10,000 feet, I had to stop and catch my breath on some of the flat parts!

Hello again, Mineral Belt Trail.

We had dinner that night at a Mexican restaurant in town and headed to bed fairly early. It had been a long day of travel, but it had already been a blast and I knew there was a lot more fun in store.

This Santa Claus was in the hallway outside Tanya and Cheryl's room.

He looks like the type that might have rented our car before us.

Into sandboxes, perhaps Mr. Claus?