a. The nurse (who ALWAYS riles me up before she takes my blood pressure. bitch.) took my blood pressure and said... "Ohhhh.. your blood pressure is lower." And I was like... hells yeah, bitch. (In reality, I smugly sat there and said, "oh really?" like I didnt know and didn't care).
b. The doctor was all... "ohhhh your blood pressure is finally down!" and before he could even finish the sentence, I was interrupting him... I was all.. "HELLS YES. I am a medical genius, because I pegged it as my birth control and also... because I am a medical genius, I stopped taking that blood pressure med months ago, so this BP reading is legit!" Boo-YA.
II. I'm going to Portland, OR tomorrow! Where I will be
a. Visiting and hanging out with my bestie, Steph!!
b. Dropping some coin (Helllloooo no sales tax! Momma needs a new pair of shoes. Trail shoes).
c. Hiking along the coast and Mt. Hood and the Gorge.
d. Eating doughnuts (nevermind that I dont even like doughnuts).
e. Running some and hopefully taking a yoga class.
f. MOST IMPORTANTLY: Meeting up with my virtual twin (except, she's younger, cooler, has red hair and wayyyy better style than me) Lauren for a run around Portland on Saturday morning.
III. Ummm.. I got my haircut today...
a. So, I started the day looking like this...
long, stringy, locks that I was CRAZY attached to.
b. Showed the stylist this...
which we both agreed was TOO SHORT for me.
And that she'd only cut 2 inches off my length.
c. And now I look like this...
Where the fuck did my hair go? Jesus Christ.
d. And now I'm trying to get used to this short hair. Ummm... I can barely pull it into a ponytail... Did you read that??? I can barely pull it into a ponytail!!!! Ugh. (This is why it's been 5 years since I've gotten a haircut).