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Saturday, February 14, 2009

woo hoo i kCK ASS

Yo yo bitches!!

So, the masses have spoken.... and here I am typing a mini report!!! I kick ass.

Alright, so my unofficial time was like 1:49:55 ish...

Which officially mEANS I KICK ass!!~! woop woop.

So here I am drunk typing at Vandy Montana's to tell you tat I am a kick ass runner... I am did welll tday and I am drunk becausae that what you bitches want.

and now here is vandy montana to give his interpretation of today.

Thanks Amy for giving me that warm introduction. For all the masses, I would like to say that I corrected at least 8 grammatical mistakes Amy made. She's a little under the weather. I am proud to say to say that my running partner shattered...I mean SHATTERED her PR. I would like to take all of the credit, but I can't. She ran the race. But....I ALSO PR'ed!!!! I ran the half in 1:40:40!!! I had a great time!!! I ran about as well as I can, but I left something on the course. I can't wait for the Tom King in a month...I guess a 1:37:00...

Boo ya..

Here is Amy for a rebuttal.

Rigght.... yeah he did do freaking awesome. I mean,. 1;40. WTF he was like all relaxes and chillend whnen I finished..

But, I did buy us 2 irish car bombs... so, right noiw... I should probably be getting drunker, sinced I did kick my previous half marathon time ASS. I am aweoms. woo hooo. rea- non drunken race report onmonday or tuedsaday I ppromiswe. Woo hooo, awesoem.

I have no idea what what amy was talking about. She is yelling at me about the spelling of protocal. I really have no idea of the spelling of that word, but she's in the corner drinking a white blend from my cellar. She seems happy. She's also happy watching SNL. I don't know if she will appreciate this post, but eh, WTF.

For all of those who voted the right way...she will give you a gift. I have no idea what that will be, but a gift. Peace out. Vandy-Montana... Oh, Amy is passed out on my couch...






11 comments:

johnking said...

BWAHAHAHAHA POST OF THE YEAR!!

That is friggin hilarious. Congrats on the PR, you smashed your goal...well deserved!

Stangluvr said...

I think I pissed on myself laughing so hard...that post was the best I have ever read. We need more like that!!!

Congrads to both of you for finishing well and PRing. I drank a few beers for ya'll last night because I knew the results would be good.

Danielle in Iowa said...

Awesome job! Some well deserved drunkenness...

J said...

Great job on the PR, hope the hangover isnt too bad!

Beth said...

A PR and a drunken race report! Bonus for everyone! That is a fantastic time, congratulations!

RunnerMom said...

You smoked a pretty tough course! Three miles of gravel... uphill... Great finish time!

RunnerMom said...

You smoked a pretty tough course! Three miles of gravel... uphill... Great finish time!

Joe said...

so awesome! and congrats. :)

Eric Gervase said...

Wow!! Great run!

Mrs. Duffy said...

You rock! Hope you didn't puke!

Spike said...

What a great PR, and race report. You rok, or rocke, or RoCK, or all of the above!